I just heard one of the most ridiculous commercials I've ever heard. It said, "If you have a spot on your coat, you'll wash it out. If you find a spot on your couch you'd wash it out. If you find a spot on your lung, chances are you'll die!!!" Really? But doesn't EVERYONE have a 100% mortality rate?

The commercial goes on to say, "A spot on your lung means you have lung cancer, and if you have lung cancer there's an 85% chance you'll DIE!!!"

My question is, who are the 15% that don't ever die?

hmmm.