my life of crime

I'm going to court today. This will officially be the first time I've ever been to court, which means that I'm now only a dozen court appearences behind the baxters. To thier credit though, for the most part they have rarely been the ones on trial. I will be on trial. It seems they got me because I killed a man in Reno last year... when they asked me why, I told the man, I did it, just to watch him die. Or it might be the parking ticket I got over my honeymoon, I'm not real sure which it'll be for, but I've been reading a lot grisham lately so that I can impress the judge with my legalese lingo.

Anyway, I better put on some pants and get going. Who knows maybe I'll throw on a shirt while I'm at it.