Very rarely do I watch Jay Leno. It's even more rare that I find him funny, however tonight one of his jokes hit pretty close to home and it made me think of boone.

He said, "Did you hear about the Hooter's waitress that got kicked off a southwest flight for wearing a skirt that was too short? (pause) How trashy do you really have to be to get kicked off a southwest flight... it's like getting kicked off the greyhound bus for being unhygenic."

I think only boone will truly appreciate the truth in that joke.